dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

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jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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